9 Words Women Use

Receive this forwarded mail from a friend. And I, myself feels that the below "translation" for these 9 words used by women are pretty true.
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1. *Fine*: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are
right and you need to shut up.


2. *Five Minutes*: If she is getting dressed, this means
a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.


3. *Nothing*: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually
end in fine.


4. *Go Ahead*: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!


5. *Loud Sigh*: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)


6. *That's Okay*: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7. *Thanks*: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here -
This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and
she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will
bring on a 'whatever').


8. *Whatever*: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


9. *Don't worry about it, I got it*: Another
dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.


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